Beautifully Mischievous*

justbesplendid: Oh Saddle Ranch, I have spent many drunken...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:22:00 -0800

justbesplendid:

Oh Saddle Ranch, I have spent many drunken nights in you.

charmingortedious: (via twentyeighteightyhate) Yeaaaaah baby

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:17:52 -0800

charmingortedious:

(via twentyeighteightyhate)

Yeaaaaah baby

charmingortedious: You guys? Hey, guys? So maybe my pals and...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:45:00 -0800

charmingortedious:

You guys? Hey, guys? So maybe my pals and I are obsessed with Snuggies. Maybe more than obsessed, because they’re a backwards robe that has managed to sell bajillions over the course of what, a year? So maybe I’ve been holding off on buying one since my ass would get cold in a traditional Snuggie, and I’m not down with Cold Ass.

Then let’s just say your friend Nick V. finds a floor length poncho on Urban Outfitters.com and photoshops YOUR FACE ON IT.

YES. I know.

You say “floor length poncho”. I say “my quinceanera dress”.

Google image search "harlequin ichthyosis"

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:11:47 -0800

bringtheruckuss:

lamebot:

I’m sorry ahead of time, but jesus it’s creeping me out. I need someone else to be creeped out with me.

i’m never

eating cherries

again.

Oh God. I fall for this shit EVERYTIME! Like the time Sterner told me to google “melch”.

*shakes fist in the air*

pi4nobl4ck: If I ever decide to have children, I will abide by...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:45:00 -0800

pi4nobl4ck:

If I ever decide to have children, I will abide by this cinnamon flavored gum.

(via youarebonbon)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:43:51 -0800

(via youarebonbon)

gmoneyknows: Maybe I need to remind him that we go way...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:40:00 -0800

gmoneyknows:

Maybe I need to remind him that we go way back.

My boyfriend used to work with him. There was a bunch of pictures of them wrestling on ‘97.1 talk radio’ website. You know, in case you’re into gay shit.

"Women don’t hate Megan Fox because she comes across as confident; they hate the Megan Fox Archetype,..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:28:00 -0800

“Women don’t hate Megan Fox because she comes across as confident; they hate the Megan Fox Archetype, because, in a way, it validates all of the high school notions of what sexiness is: porn-star poses, slow motion boob shots, and references to lesbianism and bisexuality as kinks instead of sexual orientation… She is the personification of the Cosmo brand of sex, and that is why women find her so annoying.”

- Megan Fox’s Minders Are Worried Women Don’t Like Her - Jezebel (via pierce-the-heavens) (via genderconfusion) (via sexismandthecity)(via charmingortedious)

I actually hate Megan Fox whenever she talks…or shows me her thumbs. If you’ve ever read an interview, you know she’s a genuine dumbass and if you’ve ever seen her thumbs, you made puke.

So don’t talk and add hand gestures, Megan Fox! Just stand there and let me go gay.

charmingortedious: luxembourg:mogadonia:nevver:Spills PilsOh...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:22:37 -0800

charmingortedious:

luxembourg:mogadonia:nevver:Spills PilsOh wow, this is a version of my gif that I made the other day and posted here:http://mogadonia.tumblr.com/post/240781693
It’s from Curse Of The Crimson Altar.

Randi’s at it again

I’m actually doing this under my desk right now.

charmingortedious:

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:29 -0800

charmingortedious:

badass-senorita:

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:27:17 -0800

badass-senorita:

charmingortedious: (via slaughtermouf) SO YOU started the...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:16:16 -0800

charmingortedious:

(via slaughtermouf)

SO YOU started the hipster trend. Nice going.

rubies-n-diamonds: (via russellwhite)

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:12:20 -0800

rubies-n-diamonds:

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charmingortedious: hustlerbaby: $get money like a motha...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:09:00 -0800

charmingortedious:

hustlerbaby:

$get money like a motha fuckaa$

Bruised up ass knees, holy moses!

Oh hello, Sterner and Randi’s vegas trip. Minus the cash.

(via -nik) I just got a stiff one for this sweater. Must. Have.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:23:00 -0800

(via -nik)

I just got a stiff one for this sweater. Must. Have.

Famous People I Think are Boring, Stupid, or Overrated

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:40:00 -0800

charmingortedious:

by Nicole Sterner.

1. Lily Cole. It pains me to say this about a fellow freckly redhead but Lily Cole is creepy looking, and I’ve never liked her face. People say she looks like a living doll, to which I’d agree as long as we’re talking about CHUCKY.

2. Lily Allen. You’re the new face of Chanel? Since when has Chanel been found in London gutters?

3. Lindsay Lohan. I’m just tired of Lindsay Lohan, in general.

4. January Jones. Boring.

5. Joe Jackson. You are so gross.

6. Gerard Butler. You’re also gross, and boring. I’m pretty sure Colin Farrell had your act like, 6 six ago.

End.

Oh God. Gerard Butler is at the top of my list but I agree with all of these…and I add Kristen Stewart.

(via slaughtermouf)

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:49:13 -0800

(via slaughtermouf)

rachell: Porous Walker: owltooth EABOD.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:49:00 -0800

rachell:

Porous Walker: owltooth

EABOD.

Randi Randi Randi

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:21:00 -0800

charmingortedious:

quietbrava:

charmingortedious:

brunettevixen:

quietbrava:

Yeah, I said it.

*Squeals* I’m getting attention. You do still like me!!

Where the shit ass is my return text message! Damn Cancers. They only care about people with penises.

Also, she doesn’t return my texts, either.

WTF! THIS IS MERF-BUKKAKE RANDI.

I don’t like this chain of comments anymore. It somehow took an evil turn. Important Sidenote: I don’t have a phone right now because I dropped it in the sink while I was washing my hands. Must buy headset.

I bet your text was lovely Sterner. I will send you love texts when I get a phone. I miss you!!

charmingortedious: randygrskovic: Yo Nostradamus I bet you never could have predicted How many rap...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:46:46 -0800

charmingortedious:

randygrskovic:

Yo Nostradamus

I bet you never could have predicted

How many rap songs you’d be mentioned in.