Mac: Your Honor, let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them.
Judge: The record will show everything, you can stop saying that.
Dee: Are you sure, ‘cause she’s not typing very quickly.
Frank: It’s shorthand, she’s getting the gist.
Mac: I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately.It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”
God, I love this show!
there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day
and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love
beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average
but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect
like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock
their finest art
It’s more complicated than I would have thought.
(via the brilliant listgenerator)
Bah! Fooled again.
Drunk cross-dressing four year old steals Christmas presents.
I love you dlisted.
Dlisted lovers unite! Get in on this, Eyermann.
I watched this until it got to the kid’s mom’s hair. That explained everything for me and I had no further use for this.
This cross-dressing four year old and I have a lot in common. I, too, get drunk off a 12 oz. beer, steal things from my neighbors and wander the streets drunk. Not daily but definitely weekly.
I <3 dlisted
Ohmygosh! A Marc Jacobs condom?! This is absolutely essential.
Oh what the hell Marc Jacobs. I specifically remember saying “Safety First. Teamwork Second.” in an email a bajizillion years ago to Sterner. It was more in reference to being careful around crazy “single white female” type people but still. *shakes fist* Another example of famous people stealing shit from us common folk.
And yes, I believe Marc Jacobs was reviewing my emails to Sterner and took this from me. Brilliant man.
