Beautifully Mischievous*

Most people call me Dizzle but you can call me Randi

..addicted to champagne, beautiful people and not much else.

Email me: randi_eyermann@yahoo.com
pi4nobl4ck:
 If I ever decide to have children, I will abide by this cinnamon flavored gum.

pi4nobl4ck:

 If I ever decide to have children, I will abide by this cinnamon flavored gum.

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gmoneyknows:

Maybe I need to remind him that we go way back.

 My boyfriend used to work with him. There was a bunch of pictures of them wrestling on ‘97.1 talk radio’ website. You know, in case you’re into gay shit.

gmoneyknows:

Maybe I need to remind him that we go way back.

 My boyfriend used to work with him. There was a bunch of pictures of them wrestling on ‘97.1 talk radio’ website. You know, in case you’re into gay shit.

Women don’t hate Megan Fox because she comes across as confident; they hate the Megan Fox Archetype, because, in a way, it validates all of the high school notions of what sexiness is: porn-star poses, slow motion boob shots, and references to lesbianism and bisexuality as kinks instead of sexual orientation… She is the personification of the Cosmo brand of sex, and that is why women find her so annoying.

Megan Fox’s Minders Are Worried Women Don’t Like Her - Jezebel (via pierce-the-heavens) (via genderconfusion) (via sexismandthecity)(via charmingortedious)

 

I actually hate Megan Fox whenever she talks…or shows me her thumbs. If you’ve ever read an interview, you know she’s a genuine dumbass and if you’ve ever seen her thumbs, you made puke.

 

So don’t talk and add hand gestures, Megan Fox! Just stand there and let me go gay.



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charmingortedious:

luxembourg:mogadonia:nevver:Spills PilsOh wow, this is a version of my gif that I made the other day and posted here:http://mogadonia.tumblr.com/post/240781693It’s from Curse Of The Crimson Altar.Randi’s at it again

 I’m actually doing this under my desk right now.

charmingortedious:

luxembourg:mogadonia:nevver:Spills PilsOh wow, this is a version of my gif that I made the other day and posted here:http://mogadonia.tumblr.com/post/240781693
It’s from Curse Of The Crimson Altar.

Randi’s at it again

 I’m actually doing this under my desk right now.

charmingortedious:

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SO YOU started the hipster trend.  Nice going.

charmingortedious:

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SO YOU started the hipster trend.  Nice going.

charmingortedious:

hustlerbaby:

$get money like a motha fuckaa$

Bruised up ass knees, holy moses!

 Oh hello, Sterner and Randi’s vegas trip. Minus the cash.

charmingortedious:

hustlerbaby:

$get money like a motha fuckaa$

Bruised up ass knees, holy moses!

 Oh hello, Sterner and Randi’s vegas trip. Minus the cash.