just wondering::: what is the best way to marry into LA? canadian girl needing citizenship. BADLY. i love LA more than any place i have ever been in my life, and my boyfriend, who lives there, probably wont do it for a few years. at least. i want to be there now. helllp!
Who needs citizenship? Just hop on a plane already.There are three million illegal immigrants in California. What’s one more Canadian girl with an LA boyfriend?
Chinga la migra!
Or you can call this badass bitch who works in immigration law *points to self*. I’m pricy but I have a great ass I’ll let you take a peeksy at. Fair? Yes.
♥ she’s not ready to get out of bed yet this morning.
sidenote: the stuffed, hideous thing under her face is what i call her “sneaky-snake” - I can’t seem to avoid capturing it in almost every picture I take of her…
it’s like her blankie/woogie, she usually falls asleep with it in her mouth and it travels with her all through the house- she’s had it since she was a pup.
My boyfriend is OBSESSED with French Bulldogs. He goes to this website, every single time we’re at a computer, to look at the available puppies. It’s a serious obsession. Whenever we get one, I’m going to call him Skillet whether it’s his name or not.
Skillet face. Sooo cute. <3
Things were going mighty good for Harry and Pepper, the aforementioned gay penguin couple. but:
Enter the recently widowed Linda, who has long had a reputation of sorts, according to Brown the Zoo keeper.
“That was the fastest we’d ever seen penguins move on,” he said. “To be completely anthropomorphizing, Linda seems conniving. She’s got her plan. I don’t think she was wanting to be a single girl for too long.”Within weeks of Linda’s mate passing away in winter, Harry was seen in Linda’s old burrow spending time with her.
Then one day, Harry and Linda approached Pepper’s pen and confronted Pepper. Harry began attacking Pepper violently and the three ultimately had to be separated, Brown said.
Harry and Linda successfully nested this year and eventually Pepper was returned to the penguin exhibit from a bachelor pad at the Avian Conservation Center, where he quietly took up his old residence. Zookeepers and fans are waiting with bated breath to see what might happen next.
“That’s the big question,” Brown of the San Fransisco Zoo said. “It’s molting season and around that time we see couples getting shaken up. It’ll be interesting to see if Harry spends any of that time with Pepper. We’ll have to wait and see.”
There’s always that one hag who thinks she can turn her gay man. Well you can’t sister. Trust. Harry will be back with Pepper in no time. You just wait.
